I like this a lot. A neat visual style, it's funny, and the sound effects are a nice touch too. One thing: it would be nice if the text appeared a bit quicker. That opening paragraph about the tavern is great but a bit draining when you replay lots. Or that might be the intention. I dunno, it's that kind of game! Overall - brill.
Fullscreen is highly recommended.
Music: "By the Sea" by Marcelo Fernandez Music, Creative Commons Attribution 4.0.